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　　英語笑話的娛樂作用可以減輕人的心理壓力,促進身體健康。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：It's in English 兒童語言

　　Our four-year-old son speaks English and German, and he has picked up some Cantonese since living in Hong Kong.

　　One day I was getting ready to take him to a rugby game. His mother, not being a rugby fan, planned a quiet afternoon at home. Our son, however, pleaded.

　　"Come on, Mommy, you must come."

　　"I don't understand the game," she replied.

　　"But it's in English, Mommy!"

　　我們四歲的兒子說英語和德語，自從到香港居住後，他也能說上幾句廣東話。

　　一天我準備帶他去看橄欖球比賽。她媽媽不喜歡看橄欖球，為自己安排了一個休閒的下午，我們的兒子求他的媽媽道：

　　“媽媽，你還是去吧你，應該和我們一起去”

　　“我不懂這種比賽”她回答。

　　“媽媽，比賽是用英語講的。”

　　：A father and his son 父與子

　　A little boy was very naughty and would not say his prayers before going to bed.

　　One day his father warned him that if he kept doing so. He would not go to heaven. The boy cried noisily and said, "I don't like to go to heaven alone. I want to go with you and mama."

　　有個男孩非常頑皮，不肯在睡覺前做祈禱。

　　有一天他的父親告誡他說，如果他老是這樣，就上不了天堂的。男孩大哭起來：“我不喜歡一個人上天堂，我要同你和媽媽一起去。”

　　：Hand off 請勿觸控

　　At the art museum the sign "Hand off" was displayed before the statue of Venus. It was very easy to notice.

　　A small child looked from the sign to the statue and said disinterestedly, "Anybody can see that her hand has fallen off."

　　在藝術博物館裡，擺著維納斯雕像前的指示牌“請勿觸控”非常顯眼，很容易看到。

　　有個幼兒看看指示牌，又看看雕像，然後很淡漠地說：“誰都看到她是掉了一隻手嘛!”

　　：The First Man 第一個男人

　　A small boy was asked, "Who was the first man?" He promptly replied, "George Washington."

　　When his brother reminded him of Adam, the boy replied unhappily, "Oh, I didn't think you were counting foreigners."

　　有人問有一個小男孩：“第一個男人是誰?”他立即回答說：“是喬治·華盛頓。”

　　當他哥哥提醒他說是“亞當”時，他很不高興地說：“哦，我沒有想到你們是把外國人也算在內的。”

　　：Go Slow 慢行

　　Little Peter is a boy of nine. He began to go to school the year before last and now he's in Grade Three. He lives not far form the school, but he's often late for class. He likes watching TV in the evening and goes to bed late, so he can't get up early in the morning.

　　This term Mrs Black, Peter's aunt works in Peter's school. She teaches Grade Three English, She is strict with Peter and often tells the boy to obey the school rules and come to school in time. Yesterday morning Peter got up late. When he got to school. Itwas ten past eight. His aunt was waiting for him at the school gate.

　　"You're ten minutes late for the first class, Peter," Mrs Black said angrily. "Why are you often late for class?''

　　"Every time when I get to the street corner, I see a guidepost. It says, 'SCHOOL--GO SLOW'!"

　　小彼得9歲了。他前年開始上學，現在上三年級。他住的地方離學校不遠，但他經常上課遲到。他喜歡晚上看電視，睡得很晚，所以早上起不早。

　　這學期布萊克夫人，也就是彼得的姑姑，調到彼得的學校工作。她教三年級英語。她對彼得要求嚴格，經常告訴他要遵守校規、按時到校。昨天彼得又起晚了。當他到達學校時。已經8點10分了。他姑姑正在校門口等他。

　　“彼得，第一節課你遲到了10分鐘，”布萊克夫人生氣地說，“為什麼你經常遲到?”

　　“每次我走到大街拐角處，就看到那個路標，上面寫道：‘前方有學校，請慢行!’“