有關英語幽默故事帶翻譯

　　幼兒英語故事是提高英語教學的有效方法之一。幼兒英語故事可從語言目標、表現形式和敘述風格分類。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　A fellow who was rather slow on the uptake had been suffering from constipation, so the doctor provided him with some suppositories.

　　有位理解能力相當遲緩的老兄一直為便祕所苦，因此醫生給他一些利腸的栓劑。

　　A week later, the patient came back to tell the doctor that his condition had not improved.

　　一星期後病人回來告訴醫生，他的狀況尚未改進。

　　"I'm amazed," said the doctor. " Have you been taking the medicine I prescribed for you?"

　　“我覺得好奇怪，”醫生說。“你有沒有采用我開給你的藥方呢?”

　　"What do you think I've been doing, shoving it up my ass?"

　　“你以為我做什麼呢?難道要我把它們都塞進屁股裡嗎?”

　　"What do you think I've been doing, shoving it up my ass?"

　　“你以為我做什麼呢?難道要我把它們都塞進屁股裡嗎?”

　　篇2

　　Moe, Larry and Curly had been stranded on a desert island. They were walking along disconsolately when Moe happened to kick a bottle lying in the sand. The bottle broke and a genie suddenly emerged before them.

　　莫伊、賴利和捲毛因船觸礁擱淺而被困在一個無人荒島上，他們寂寞無助地沿岸邊走著，這時莫伊踢到沙灘上一隻瓶子，那隻瓶子破了後，突然出現一個精靈。

　　"Thank you. oh Masters, for releasing me from my captivity. For your kindness, please allow me to grant you each a wish. "

　　“謝謝你們從囚禁我的瓶子中把我放出來，我的主人。為了報答你們的恩惠，請讓我為每位實現一個願望。”

　　"Well, it's not too difficult to figure out what I want," said Moe. "I wish l were back home. "

　　“哦，我的願望很容易想出來，”莫伊說。“我希望我能回到家裡。”

　　No sooner had he said the words than he was back in dear old Brooklyn.

　　話一說完，莫伊就已在他可愛的布魯克林老家中。

　　"I want to be back home, too," said I Larry, and he, too, was instantly transported.

　　“我也想回家，”賴利說，他馬上也就被送走了

　　" Gee, it's lone some here without Moe and Larry," said Curly. "I wish they were here to keep me company. "

　　“唉，沒有莫伊和賴利，一個人在這裡真無聊，”捲毛說。“我希望他們能回到這裡陪伴我。”

　　篇3

　　Look at My Socks

　　瞧瞧我的襪子

　　"Say, that's an interesting pair of socks you've got on, Charlie, one green and one red. "

　　“嘿，查理，你穿的這雙襪子真有趣，一隻綠色一隻紅色。”

　　"Yeah, and I've got another pair just like it at home."

　　“是嗎，我家裡還有一雙同樣的襪子呢。”