有關英文笑話故事帶翻譯精選

　　笑話是一種藝術方法,用這種方法造成以笑為藝術手段的文學藝術作品。本文是有關英文笑話故事帶翻譯，希望對大家有幫助!

　　有關英文笑話故事帶翻譯：我的狗不識字

　　Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! 布朗夫人：哦， 親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! 史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。”

　　有關英文笑話故事帶翻譯：兩塊蛋糕

　　Two Pieces of CakeTom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!兩塊蛋糕湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?媽媽：當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!

　　有關英文笑話故事帶翻譯：父親在哪?

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!""Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

　　兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”哥哥想了一會兒，然後解釋道：“很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。”

　　有關英文笑話故事帶翻譯：不是我的錯

　　It's not my fault

　　Mother ***reprimanding訓斥，譴責 her small daughter***: You mustn't pull the cat's tail.

　　Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.

　　不是我的錯

　　媽媽***正教訓她的女兒***：你不該拽貓的尾巴。

　　女兒：媽，我只是握著貓尾巴，它自己在拽。

　　有關英文笑話故事帶翻譯：狗也知道這個諺語嗎?

　　The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

　　"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

　　"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

　　一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。

　　“沒有關係，”一位先生說，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語嗎：‘吠狗不咬人。’”

　　“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎?”