有關英語笑話故事帶翻譯閱讀

　　笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。本文是有關英語笑話故事帶翻譯，希望對大家有幫助!

　　有關英語笑話故事帶翻譯：吉姆的歷史考試

　　im’s History Examination

　　Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?

　　Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault.

　　They asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.

　　吉姆的歷史考試

　　舅舅：吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎麼樣?

　　母親：唉，糟透了。可話又說回來，這也不能怪他。嗨，他們盡問一些這個。

　　可憐的孩子出生前的事兒。

　　有關英語笑話故事帶翻譯：Tom’s Birthday

　　It was Tom’s birthday,and he was five years old.He got quite a lot of nice birthday presents from his family,and one of them was a beartiful big drum.

　　“Who gave him thay thing?”answered Tom’s mother.

　　“Oh,”said his father.

　　Of course,Tom liked his drum very much.He made terrible noise with is,but his mother did not mind.His father was working during the day,and Tom was in bed when he got home in the evening,so he did not hear the noise.

　　But one of the neighbours did not like noise at all.So one morning a few days later she took a sharp knife and went to Tom’s house while he was hitting his drum.She said to him,”Hello,Tom,do you know,there’s something very nice inside your drum.Here is a knitf.Open the frum and let’s find it.”

　　那天是湯姆五歲的生日，他從家人那裡得到了很多不錯的禮物，其中有一件禮物是一隻漂亮的大鼓。

　　“這是誰給他的呢?”湯姆媽媽問道。

　　“哦。”爸爸說。

　　當然，湯姆非常喜歡這個大鼓。雖然他敲鼓的聲音很難聽，但媽媽卻從不在意。湯姆爸爸因為白天工作，而且當爸爸回家時湯姆已經睡覺了，所以爸爸並沒有聽見過這些噪音。

　　但是，他們的一位鄰居非常不高興。幾天後的一個早上，當她又一次聽到湯姆的噪音時，她帶著鋒利的小刀來到湯姆家：”嘿，湯姆，你知道嗎你的鼓裡有好東西，開啟它，我們一起找找那好東西吧

　　有關英語笑話故事帶翻譯：一盒小火柴

　　Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”

　　“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”

　　一盒小火柴

　　媽媽讓湯米去馬路對面的商店裡買一盒好用的火柴。湯米回來後，媽媽問他，“你買的是好用的火柴嗎?”

　　“是的，媽媽。”湯米回答，“我把它們都試過了。”