輕鬆英語趣味短故事

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　：各有所長

　　A foreigner applied for citizenship paper in New York. The judge asked him, "Do you want to be made a citizen of the United States?" The foreigner replied, "Yes, Mr. Judge."

　　Then the judge said, "I must examine you, do you know how many states are in the Union?" The foreigner answered, "Mr. Judge, I think I should talk to you that each man has his merits. You know your business so you know how many states are in the Union. I know my business, so I know how many bananas are in a bunch."

　　有個外國人在紐約申請美國公民身份的證件。法官為他：“你想成為美國公民嗎?” 外國人回答說：“是的，法官先生。”

　　法官說：“那我要考考你。你知道美國有多少個州嗎?”外國人回答說：“法官先生，我想應該和你講一下，人是各有所長的，你懂你的業務，所以你知道美國有多少個州，我懂我的業務，所以我知道一串香蕉有多少隻。”

　　：一個計策

　　An old man visited a doctor to consult as to what he should do,. The doctor gave him some instructions.

　　The old man shook his head and started to leave the office. The doctor said: "Sir, you forget to pay me." "Pay you for what?" said the old man. The doctor replied: "For myadvice."

　　"No, sir, no, sir," the old man replied, "I am not going to take it."

　　有個老頭去找醫生諮詢，問他該怎麼做，醫生給他提了一些建議。

　　老頭搖搖頭就要離開診室。醫生說：“先生，你忘記了付費了。”“付什麼費呀?”老頭說。醫生回答說：“付諮詢費給我呀。”

　　老頭說：“不啦，先生，我沒有打算接受你的意見。”

　　：受不了了

　　A traveler came to a small Middle Western town. He decided to stay for a few days.

　　When he was about to write his name on the hotel register, he saw a bedbug crawling across the page.

　　"It is really unbearable," he said, flinging down the pen. "I've been bitten by fleas in Missouri, mosquitos in Jersey, horse flies in Kansas-but this is the first place I was ever in where abug looked over the hotel register to find out the number of my room. Why, where on earth I should go!"

　　有個旅行家來到中西部的一個小市鎮。他決定留下待幾天。

　　當他正要在旅店的登記薄上簽名時，看到有個臭蟲從單子上爬過去。

　　他就扔下手中的筆說：“真受不了了，我在密蘇里被跳蚤咬過，在西澤被蚊子咬過，在堪薩斯被馬蠅咬過—而在這裡會有一個臭蟲到登記臺來找我的房間號碼，我還是第一次遇到呢。