輕鬆英語趣味短故事三則

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　輕鬆英語趣味短故事：欣然迴應

　　A college student was taking a pre-Christmas examination.

　　As he couldn't answer some questions, he complained and wrote the complaint on the examination paper as a message. It read: "God only knows the answers to these questions, Merry Christmas."

　　When his professor found the message, he returned the paper to the student with a cheerful note as a response. It read: "God gets an A; you get an F. Happy New Year."

　　一個大學生在參加聖誕前的一次考試。

　　有幾個問題他不會回答， 就大發牢騷，還把他的牢騷話寫在試卷上作為附筆：“只有上帝知道這些問題的答案。聖誕快樂。”

　　他的教授看到了這句話，就把試卷發回給他，並附上一個欣然的回答：“上帝得了個‘優’，你得了個‘差’。新年快樂。”

　　輕鬆英語趣味短故事：該怪誰

　　A woman was hit by a man in a junction***交叉點***. The man said she was to blame. The woman protested that it wasn't her fault.

　　But a witness said, "You certainly were to blame." The woman said disapprovingly, "It was this man who hit me. Why do you say so?" The witness said, "Because his father is mayor and I'm engaged to his sister." "It's unfair!" said the woman angrily.

　　一個女人在一個交叉路口被一個男人撞了。男人說該怪她，女人說不說她的錯。

　　可是有個目擊者說：“當然要怪你。”女人不滿地說：“是這個人撞了我，你怎麼這麼說呢?”目擊者說：“因為他的父親是市長，我又和他的妹妹訂了婚。”女人很氣憤地說：“這不公平。”

　　輕鬆英語趣味短故事：闖世界

　　A bright boy left his family, going to new York to seek his fortune. None of his family seemed to doubt that he would gain success and wealth.

　　Several months passed without a word from him. One cold winter afternoon his father received a note from him at last. It was scribbled***潦草地書寫*** in pencil on a small piece of oldwrapping paper.

　　He wrote: "Pa, now I'm under the old bridge. Meet me tomorrow night and bring with you a blanket or a suit of clothes."

　　一個生機勃勃的少年離開家人，到紐約去闖世界。他的家人好像都很相信他會成功，獲得財富。

　　幾個月過去了，他卻杳無音訊。一個嚴冬的下午他的父親終於收到了他寫的一個便條，是用鉛筆潦草地寫在一小片舊的包裝紙上的。

　　他寫的是：“爸爸，我現在就在那座舊橋下面，明天晚上來接我吧。要帶一條毛毯或一套衣服來。”