愚人節英語搞笑對話

　　小編為大家收集了關於愚人節的經典搞笑對話，大家快快收集起來吧。

　　1. why are people tired on april fool's day? ***愚人節人們為什麼疲倦?***

　　答：because they have just had a long march. *** 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。march 三月;行軍***

　　2.what weather do mice and rats fear? ***老鼠害怕什麼天氣?***

　　答：when it's raining cats and dogs.***下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 ***

　　3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? ***狗什麼時候不願跟隨主人?***

　　答：when their masters go to the flea market.***主人去跳蚤市場時。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 ***

　　4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? ***哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?***

　　答：are you asleep? ***你睡著了嗎***

　　5.what tree is always very sad? ***那種樹總是很傷心?***

　　答：weeping willow. *** 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹***

　　6.when can you get water with a net? ***什麼時候可以用網兜裝水?***

　　答：when water is turned into ice. ***當水結成冰時***

　　7.why is the pig always eating?豬為什麼沒完沒了地吃?

　　答：he's making a hog of himself.它想成為一隻肉豬。

　　8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什麼?

　　答：smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母s中間隔了一里。

　　9.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什麼問題你只能回答“yes”?

　　答："what does y-e-s spell?" ***當別人問你***“yes”怎麼拼?

　　10.where were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的時候你在哪?

　　答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中