愚人節英語笑話

　　愚人節經典英語笑話

　　1.Why is the pig always eating?豬為什麼沒完沒了地吃?

　　答：He's making a hog of himself.它想成為一隻肉豬。

　　2.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什麼?

　　答：Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母S中間隔了一里。

　　3.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什麼問題你只能回答“yes”?

　　答："What does y-e-s spell?" ***當別人問你***“yes”怎麼拼?

　　4.Where were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的時候你在哪?

　　答：In the darkness. 在黑暗中

　　5. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? ***愚人節人們為什麼疲倦?***

　　答：Because they have just had a long March. *** 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。March 三月;行軍***

　　6.What weather do mice and rats fear? ***老鼠害怕什麼天氣?***

　　答：When it's raining cats and dogs.***下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 ***

　　7.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? ***狗什麼時候不願跟隨主人?***

　　答：When their masters go to the flea market.***主人去跳蚤市場時。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 ***

　　8.What question can never be answered by “yes”? ***哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?***

　　答：Are you asleep? ***你睡著了嗎***

　　9.What tree is always very sad? ***哪種樹總是很傷心?***

　　答：Weeping willow. *** 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹***

　　10.When can you get water with a net? ***什麼時候可以用網兜裝水?***

　　答：When water is turned into ice. ***當水結成冰時***