兩人英語搞笑對話_幽默情景對話閱讀
多閱讀一些有趣的英語對話，能激起我們閱讀英語的興趣，從而提高英語的閱讀能力，今天小編在這裡為大家分享一些兩人英語搞笑對話，歡迎大家閱讀!
兩人搞笑英語對話篇一
男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?
女:Sure.
男:What is your father’s name?
女:Happy!
男:Then, What is your mother’s name?
女:Smile!
男:Are you joking?
女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff?
男:Of course not.
女:Go ahead.
男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a
band. Will you join us?
女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band
男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you can play piano very well.
女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.
男:What are you good at?
女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.
男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?
女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.
男:Really? What does he like?
女:He prefers quiet music.
男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he?
女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco .
男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.
女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music?
男:Why not?
女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?
男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to.
But we have one problem with our band
女:what is it?
男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing.
女:Are you joking?
男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding.
女:Well, that makes sense?!
兩人搞笑英語對話篇二
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is>The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
I Wasn't Listening
Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you reading, dear?"
"I don't know." the little girl answered.
"You don't know? But you were reading aloud, so you must know."
"I was reading aloud, mummy, but i wasn't listening," explained the child.
兩人搞笑英語對話篇三
I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵在我衣兜裡
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問，“發生了什麼事?”
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
“一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
“再見到他你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
“他走到哪裡我都能認出他，”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜裡呢。”
兩人搞笑英語對話篇四
he won 他贏了
tommy: how is your little brother, johnny?
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?
johnny: he is ill in bed. he hurt himself.
約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。
tommy: that's too bad. how did that happen?
湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒?
johnny: we played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
約翰尼：我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。