較短的簡單英文笑話精選

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　　較短的簡單英文笑話：Chauffeur told me

　　A rich Beverly Hills lady got very angry at her French maid. After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook and housekeeper, she dismissed the maid.

　　The maid, with her Gallic ancestry, couldn't allow such abuse to go unanswered.

　　"Your husband considers me a better housekeeper and cook than you, Madam. He has told me so himself."

　　The rich bitch just scowled and said nothing.

　　"And furthermore," the angry girl continued, "I am better in bed than you!"

　　"And I suppose my husband told you that, too?"

　　"No, Madam," said he maid. "The chauffeur told me!"

　　較短的簡單英文笑話：Cat and Mice

　　Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.

　　" What's in your box?" asked the friend.

　　"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."

　　"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.

　　"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.

　　較短的簡單英文笑話：Three Reasons

　　Teacher: John, please give me three reasons why you know the earth is round.

　　John: Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so.

　　三 條 理 由

　　老師：約翰，請說出三條理由來證實地球是圓的。

　　約翰：媽媽是這麼說的，爸爸是這麼說的，你也是這麼說的!

　　較短的簡單英文笑話：An Interesting Answer

　　Student A: Four sailors fell into the sea, but only one of them got his hair wet.

　　Student B: How was that?

　　Student A: Three of them were bald.

　　較短的簡單英文笑話：Homework

　　Teacher: I'm able to read one of the compositions you did for homework, but you wrote the other one very poorly.

　　Student: Yes, sir——my mother is a much better writer than my father.

　　家 庭 作 業

　　老師：我只能讀通你的一篇作文，另一篇實在是糟透了。

　　學生：是的，先生——我媽媽的文采要比我爸爸的好多了。