六年級簡單英語笑話精選

　　近年來,冷笑話作為一種新興的語言現象在網路、雜誌上十分盛行。小編分享六年級簡單英語笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　六年級簡單英語笑話：Growing Wild

　　There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except his 'thing.' So, he decided to do something about it.

　　He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried in the sand, except for his 'thingie,' which he left sticking out.

　　Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the 'thing' sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world."

　　The other lady asked what she meant.

　　When I was 20, I was curious about it.

　　When I was 30, I enjoyed it.

　　When I was 40, I asked for it.

　　When I was 50, I paid for it.

　　When I was 60, I prayed for it.

　　When I was 70, I forgot about it.

　　Now, I am 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old tosquat.

　　六年級簡單英語笑話：Life is an egg

　　If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laidonce.You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all... The only chick thatever sat on your face was your mother.

　　So cheer up...Your life ain't that bad!

　　Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay today.

　　六年級簡單英語笑話：Here's Your Choice

　　An old lady at a nursing home walks up to one of the male patients, lifts her skirt, points and says..."Super Pussy", puts her skirt down and walks away.

　　She then walks up another male patient, lifts her skirt, points and says..."Super Pussy", drops her skirt and walks away.

　　She then walks up to another man, lifts her skirt, points and says..."Super Pussy", drops her skirt.

　　The man looks at her and says..."I'll take the soup"

　　六年級簡單英語笑話：Female Reindeer

　　What do Santa's female reindeer do on Christmas Eve while the male reindeer pull his sleigh?

　　Oh, not much... They just head into town to blow a few bucks.

　　六年級簡單英語笑話：Making Fish Stix

　　One day a little boy walked in on his parents doing it and asked what they were doing. The parents' reply was that they were making fish sticks. So the little boy left it at that.

　　A few nights later the little boy walks in on them again, and this time he asks, "Are you making fish sticks again?" The parents both reply yes.

　　The boy remarks, "Well, mom, you have a little tartar sauce on your mouth.