簡單好記的英文笑話精選

　　笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆。與此同時,笑話也是人們反對極權和專制制度的有力武器。小編整理了簡單好記的英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡單好記的英文笑話：Losing Engines

　　Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."

　　Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines."

　　An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will bedelayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still have one engine left."

　　A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

　　簡單好記的英文笑話：Playing Fetch

　　The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.

　　"You need to make sure this dog runs around," the doctor said.

　　"Try playing a game of fetch with him."

　　"I can't play fetch with my dog," the blonde said. "Why not?" the doctor asked.

　　"Because," she replied, "He can't throw."

　　簡單好記的英文笑話：Getting Up

　　A recent survey was conducted to discover why blondes get out of bed in the middle of the night:

　　- 5% said it was to get a glass of water.

　　- 12% said it was to go to the toilet.

　　- 83% said it was to go home.

　　簡單好記的英文笑話：Gun Revange

　　A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it." "Shut up," she says. "You’re next."

　　簡單好記的英文笑話：Smarter Blonde

　　A blonde thought if she died her hair brown she would become smarter. Whilst driving in the country she spotted this farmer herding sheep and asked him "If I guess how many sheep you have will you let me have one?" The man said "Sure." Well she looked over and over and said 73. He said "Wow your good." So the blonde claimed her prize. While walking her back to the car the man said "If I guess your hair color can you give me my dog back?"