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　　超短超簡單英文笑話：Eat A Possum

　　How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?

　　Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.

　　超短超簡單英文笑話：Armadillos

　　Why did God invent armadillos? So that rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.

　　超短超簡單英文笑話：Married Redneck

　　How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?

　　There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.

　　超短超簡單英文笑話：Minimum Drinking Age

　　Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

　　超短超簡單英文笑話：Reruns

　　What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi? A documentary.

　　超短超簡單英文笑話：Walking Down A Street

　　Two Mississippians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?" "Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them." "OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"