有關小學英語小笑話故事閱讀

　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。小編整理了有關小學英語小笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!

　　有關小學英語小笑話故事篇一

　　The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple一pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest’s plate. The visitor smiled，put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese? "In the rat一trap, sir,”replied the boy.

　　由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裡沒有乳酪了，於是女主人向他表示了歉意。這家的小男孩看到這種情形後悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片乳酪回到房間，把乳酪放在客人的盤子裡。客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裡說:“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裡找到的乳酪?”“在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。

　　有關小學英語小笑話故事篇二

　　The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn’t figure out what time it was, first boy said to the second，"Start singing very loud..”

　　兩個男孩子在後院露營，他們不知道到了晚上幾點鐘了。於是，一個男孩對另外一個說:“我們開始大聲唱歌就行了。”

　　"How will that help?" said the second boy.

　　“那就會知道時間嗎?”第二個男孩問。

　　“Just do it,” insisted the first.

　　“只管唱吧。”第一個堅持道。

　　Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted，"Keep it down! Don’t you know it’s three o’clock in the morning?"

　　兩個孩子開始大聲唱歌，過了一會兒，一個鄰居開啟窗戶喊道:“小聲點!你們不知道現在是凌晨三點嗎?”

　　有關小學英語小笑話故事篇三

　　We were gathered together, all ten of us，for our widowed mother' s 80th birthday. The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and saving up in clothing clubs, when my elder sister said, "Of course, we were bound to be poor because we were such a big family. Mom, why did you have so many children?"

　　我們總共十個人，聚在一起祝賀已成為寡婦的媽媽的八十歲生日。我們談的話題是家裡早年的艱辛，如走著去上班，在“新衣會”裡存錢準備買衣裳等。這時我姐姐說:“當然，我們的生活沒法子不艱難，因為我們家孩子太多了。媽媽，您為什麼要生這麼多的孩子呢?”

　　Mother looked around at us all and said ,"Well, where did you want to me to stop?

　　媽媽環視了我們一圈後說:“那麼，你想讓我在哪兒停住呢?”