短篇英文小笑話故事閱讀

　　笑話可能只是文字遊戲,但有時它在人們解決生活中的困惑時起著重要作用。小編整理了短篇英文小笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!

　　短篇英文小笑話故事篇一

　　As I sat with my pet in the veterinarian's waiting room，a woman and her old English sheepdog emerged from one of the examining rooms. The dog sat obediently while the woman asked for her bill. When told it was$80, she looked down at the dog and said，"Did you hear that? Get a job."

　　我帶著小狗等在獸醫的侯診室裡，一位婦女和她的英國種牧羊狗從診室裡走出來。當主人在問診費時，小構乖乖地坐在一邊。當主人被告知診資是80元時，那婦女低頭看了看自己的小狗說:“你聽到了吧，得去找份工作了。”

　　短篇英文小笑話故事篇二

　　One day I retrieved an“Attempt to Deliver Package"slip from my mail box. The letter carrier had just left，so I caught up to him and asked for the parcel.

　　有一天，我從信箱裡取出一個紙條，上面寫著:“試投包裹單。”郵遞員已經走了，但我還是追上了他，向他要包裹。

　　"I didn't bring it，"he replied. "I just brought along the slip."

　　“我沒帶來，”他說，“我只是給你捎了個單子.”

　　"You're supposed to try to deliver the package. "I said."Please bring it tomorrow.“

　　“你應該負責送包裹吧，”我說:“那你明天帶我把它帶來吧。"

　　“可以”他告訴我，“但是你得在上午九點之前給郵局打個電話，再提醒一下這事.”

　　"Okay，”he told me，"but first make sure that you call the post office before 9 a. m..”

　　“我現豐就去打。”

　　"I'll phone them right now.”

　　“現在可不行。”他說。

　　"You can't，"he said.

　　“為什麼?”

　　" Why not?"

　　“因為,你打電話找的是我，而我現在不在郵局.”

　　"Because you have to talk to me，and I'm not there."

　　短篇英文小笑話故事篇三

　　After my husband，John，and I moved to Michigan from Nebraska，our new friends，proud of their beautiful tree一lined roads，teased us about the Mid-west's dull，flat，treeless land. When my parents，Nebraska farmers，visited us，I asked them about their trip.

　　我和丈夫約翰從內布拉斯加搬到密西根後，我們新認識的朋友們總為他們美麗的林蔭大過引以為榮.他們嘲諷我們的中西部平原荒涼、貧瘩，連株枯樹都沒有。後來我父母從內布拉斯加的老家來看我們，我問他們對旅途的感受。

　　What a boring drive，"my father replied."Once you get to Michigan, there's nothing to see but trees."

　　我父親抱怨著:“枯澡，乏味，一進入密西根，除了樹什麼都沒有。”