對話式英語小笑話故事閱讀

　　日常生活當中有些人天天都在聽笑話、說笑話，但是說到什麼是笑話，可能在許多人的腦海中的界限還很模糊。笑話的界定因人而異，有的人認為是笑話的東西，有的人不認為是笑話。小編整理了對話式英語小笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!

　　對話式英語小笑話故事篇一

　　Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.

　　比利和波比是兩兄弟，兩人經常打架。

　　Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play inthe garden - and be good."

　　上個星期六，他們的媽媽對他們說：“我現在要做午飯了。去，到花園去玩吧，別淘氣。”

　　"Yes, Mummy." the two boys answered, and they went out.

　　“是，媽媽。”兩個男孩回答，然後他們就出去了。

　　They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen, "Mummy, " hesaid, "Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allens' house."

　　他們在花園裡玩了半個小時，然後比利跑進了廚房。“媽媽，”他說：“ 波比打碎了艾倫太太家的窗玻璃。”

　　"He's a bad boy," his mother said. "How did he break it?"

　　“他是個壞孩子。”他媽媽說。“他是怎麼把玻璃打碎的?”

　　"I threw a stone at him," Billy answered,"and he quickly ducked.".

　　“我朝他扔了一塊石子，”比利回答：“他蹲下了。”

　　Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger man.

　　威爾和比爾在為誰的父親更強壯而爭吵。

　　Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

　　威爾說：“喏，你知道太平洋嗎?就是我爸爸為它挖的洞。”

　　Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one whokilled it!"

　　比爾不屑一顧：“ 噢，那沒什麼。你知道死海嗎?那是我爸爸殺死的。”

　　In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"

　　Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."

　　老師在課堂上向學生們展示了各種各樣的鳥的照片。然後他問其中一名學生，“傑克，你最喜歡哪種鳥兒啊?”

　　傑克想了想，回答，“炸雞，老師。”