兒童英語小笑話故事閱讀

　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。小編整理了兒童英語小笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!

　　兒童英語小笑話故事篇一

　　請小丑來

　　One Apail 1st a memo from Maintenance appeared on a faculty bulletin board at the University of Minnesota:"This week we will thoroughly clean the new telephone lines by injecting compressed air into the cables. To control dust and debris that may emanate from your receivers, faculty members are urged to store their phones in their wastebaskets or to procure special.bags from the departmental secretary.Thank you for your cooperation.”

　　4月1日那天，在明尼索達大學的取工布告欄上貼著一張從後勤部發來的備忘錄:“這周我們準備往電纜線裡注升壓縮空氣，以便物底清掃電話線。為了避免灰塵和碎片殘骸從你的電話聽筒裡冒出來，特告誡員工們把電話放在回廢紙簍裡，或從系祕書處領取特珠的口袋。謝謝你的合作!”

　　Three full professors requested the bags.

　　三位教授去領取了口袋。

　　兒童英語小笑話故事篇二

　　精確的人

　　The expediter in the office where I worked would buy needed parts for equipment and make a list of the purchases.Then she would give the paperwork to oar boss—a known stickler for details—for his approval. Un April Fool's Day, the expediter and her co-worker turned in a list including a dress and matching shoes. Our boss took one look at this request for reimbursement and shouted for me to call these two people into his office immediately. Fearing that he wasn't going to take their joke well，they quietly went in to see him.”Look，you two，I' m a busy man !“he deadpanned."I need to know what color dress and what size shoes!”

　　在我辦公室工作的調配員每次需買裝置零件時，總要先列個清單，然後把它交給我們的老闆—一位很拘泥細節的人，去批准。在愚人節那天，調配員和她的同事遞上一張單子，單子上列了一件上衣和一雙跑鞋。我們的老闆看要錢的單子，然後朝我喊，讓我把她們倆馬上叫到辦奮室來。她們擔心老闆不欣賞她們所開的玩笑，所以進去後一句話也沒說。“瞧你們這倆人，我是個忙人，”老闆訓斥著:“單子上要把上衣的顏色和靯子的尺碼列清楚。”

　　兒童英語小笑話故事篇三

　　健忘小姐

　　My friend Pam has a problem remembering numbers.After moving. she gave out her new phone listing. One.acquairitance tried to call hey but reached a travel agency. The agent said she'd received a lot of calls for Pam. The caller apologized and said she'd try to reach Pam at her office.

　　我的朋友潘，特別不善於記數字。她搬走後，把她的新電話號碼給了大家。一個熟人議圖給她打電話，結果卻打到了旅遊局.那裡的代理商說，他已替潘接了很多電話。打電話的人道了歉，並說她再往潘的辦公室打電話我她。

　　"If you do get hold of her，”the agent replied，"will you tell her that her order is in at Sears?"

　　“如果你能找到她的話，”代理商回答說:“你能告訴她嗎?她在希爾斯商店訂的貨已經到了。”