高一英語小笑話故事閱讀

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  高一英語小笑話故事篇1

  Boxing and Running

  拳擊和賽跑

  Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, soI’m teaching my boy to fight."

  丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友:“這是一個粗暴的世界,所以我要教我的兒子怎麼去拼搏。”

  Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also beentaught how to box."

  朋友:“如果他碰上的對手是一個比他高大,健壯而且也會拳擊的人怎麼辦?”

  Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."

  丹:“我也會教他怎麼樣賽跑呢。”

  高一英語小笑話故事篇2

  The Fourth Element

  第四元素

  Teacher: What are the four element of nature?

  老師:自然界的四大元素是什麼?

  Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...

  學生:火、氣、和。。。和。。。

  Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?

  老師:和什麼?想一想, 你用什麼洗手的?

  Student: Soap!

  學生:肥皂。

  高一英語小笑話故事篇3

  Friend for Dinner

  請朋友吃飯

  Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

  “親愛的,”丈夫對妻子說:“我邀請了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。”

  What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty,and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!

  “什麼?你瘋了嗎?我們的房子亂糟糟的,我很久沒有買過東西回來了,所有的碗碟都是髒的,還有,我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。”

  I know all that.

  “這些我全都知道。”

  Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

  “那你為什麼還要邀請朋友回來吃晚飯?”

  Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.

  “因為那個可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結婚呢。”