關於英語冷笑話故事閱讀

　　冷笑話是近幾年新興的一種語言現象,它輕鬆詼諧、別具一格,給我們緊張的生活增添了幾分輕鬆的情趣。小編分享關於英語冷笑話故事，希望可以幫助大家!

　　關於英語冷笑話故事：Silent fart

　　A man walks into the doctor's office with a serious problem.

　　"Doctor, I've had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I've had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?"

　　The doctor replies:

　　"The first thing we're going to do is check your hearing."

　　關於英語冷笑話故事：Pretty ugly

　　Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?

　　Peter: I think you're pretty ugly.

　　關於英語冷笑話故事：Is it a boy or a girl

　　A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

　　B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.

　　A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.

　　B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

　　關於英語冷笑話故事：The purpose of the propeller

　　A: "What's the purpose of the propeller?"

　　B: "To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!"

　　關於英語冷笑話故事：Why should I give you money

　　A very rich lawyer is approached by the United Way. The man from the United Way is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000.00 last year but didn't donate even a cent to a charity.

　　"First of all", says the lawyer, "my mother is sick and dying in the hospital, and it's not covered by healthcare. Second, I had five kids through three divorced marriages. Third, my sister's husband suddenly died and she has no one to support her four children..."

　　"I'm terribly sorry", says the United Way man, "I feel bad about asking for money."

　　The Lawyer responds, "Yeah, well if I'm not giving them any money, why should I give you any?"