三年級英語小笑話短句

　　有道是笑一笑，少一少，使人青春永駐是笑話的作用之一。下面是小編精心收集的三年級英語小笑話，讓我們笑一笑來年輕一下吧!

　　三年級英語小笑話篇1

　　Grandson

　　A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:

　　"Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I don't care the price."

　　Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: "Hey Buddy, it doesn't matter you have alot of money. You are still son of somebody, and grandson of somebody else."

　　The young man raged: "Dare you! Tell me, who wants me to be his grandson?"

　　The waiter replied with ease:"Nobody. Just your grandfather."

　　做孫子

　　一位衣冠楚楚的年青人一進飯店就大聲嚷嚷：

　　“喂，有什麼好菜儘管端上來，錢多少我不在乎。”

　　服務員聽了很不是滋味：“哥兒們，錢多頂個屁，你不照樣得做別人的兒子，就是有人要你做孫子你也不敢不做!”

　　年青人勃然大怒：“誰敢佔老子的便宜?你說，是誰不要命了，膽敢要老子做他的孫子?”

　　服務員慢條斯理地答道：“你爺爺!”

　　三年級英語小笑話篇2

　　A Careless Barber

　　Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?

　　Customer: No.

　　Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.

　　粗心的理髮員

　　理髮員：你進來時是不是繫著紅圍巾?

　　顧客：沒有呀。

　　理髮員：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉嚨。

　　三年級英語小笑話篇3

　　Big Surprise

　　Visitor: Is this a healthy place to live in?

　　Local , sir. When I arrived here, I couldn't walk or

　　eat solid food.

　　Visitor: What was the matter with you?

　　Local was born here.

　　大吃一驚

　　遊客：住在這樣一個地方是不是有益於健康?

　　鄉下佬：是的，先生。我剛到這時，我既不會走路也不能吃硬的東西。

　　遊客：你怎麼了?

　　鄉下佬：沒什麼--我就出生在這個地方。