六年級英語小笑話短文欣賞

　　冷笑話不同於一般笑話,它以其獨特的制笑機制,能瞬間創造出一種特殊的氛圍。小編整理了六年級英語小笑話短文，歡迎閱讀!

　　六年級英語小笑話短文篇一

　　Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.

　　三名醫生藏身在觀察野鴨的隱蔽處，有一隻鳥從頭上飛過。

　　The general practitioner looks at it and says,

　　一般家庭醫生看著他說：

　　"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"

　　“看起來像-只鴨子，飛起來像一隻鴨子……它可能是一隻鴨子”。

　　shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.

　　就對著它射擊，但是沒射中，這隻鳥飛走了。

　　The next bird flies overhead,

　　第二隻鳥從頭上飛過。

　　and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,

　　病理學家看著它，然後仔細翻翻閱好幾頁的野鳥手冊說

　　"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."

　　“嗯……綠色的翅膀，黃色的鳥嘴，嘎嘎的叫聲……可能是一隻鴨子。”

　　He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.

　　他舉起他的槍來射它，但是這兵鳥飛一了好遠。

　　A third bird flies over .

　　第三隻鳥從頭上飛過。

　　The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turns to the patholoogist and says,

　　外科醫生舉起他的鬆，看都不看就射擊，把鳥擊落後就轉向病理學家說：

　　"Go see if that was a duck."

　　“你去看看那是不是一隻鴨子。”

　　六年級英語小笑話短文篇二

　　Two accountants are in a bank ,

　　當武裝捻匪突然衝進銀行的時候。

　　when armed robbers burst in.

　　正好有兩名會計人員在裡面。

　　While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers,

　　正當幾個搶匪向出納員取錢的時候，

　　others line the customers,

　　其他的搶匪就把顧客們，

　　including the accountants,

　　包括這兩名會計人員在內，

　　up against a wall,and proceed to take their wallets,watches,etc.

　　靠著牆壁排成一線開始奪取他們身上的皮夾子和手錶等物品。

　　While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand.

　　當這件搶案正在發生的時候，一號會計人員把纂樣東西塞迸二號會計火員的手裡面。

　　Without looking down,a

　　沒有向下看，

　　ccountant two whispers,

　　二號會計人員就輕聲地說：

　　"What is this ?" to which accountant number one replies,

　　“這是什麼東西呀?”

　　"It 's that $50 I owe you."

　　一號會計人員回答說：“那是我欠你的五十元啦。”

　　六年級英語小笑話短文篇三

　　小魚

　　Two men were in a restaurant and order fish,

　　有兩名男子在餐廳點魚。

　　The waiter brought a dish with two fish,

　　服務生端來裝著兩條魚的盤子，

　　one larger than the other.

　　其中一條魚比另外一條來得大。

　　One of the men said to the other,"Please help yourself."

　　當中一位男子跟另外一位說：

　　The other one said"Ok,"

　　“別客氣，請自行取用呀。”

　　and helped himself to the larger fish.

　　另外一位男子說：“好”，

　　After a tense silence,

　　於是就幫自己挑了比較大條的魚 。

　　the first one said,"really,if you had offered me the first choice,i would have taken the smaller fish!"

　　就在一陣氣氛緊張的沉默之後，

　　The other one replied,"What are you complaining for?you have it,don't you?"

　　第一位男子就說：“真是的。如果你要我先選，我就會拿比較小條的魚。”

　　另一位男子回答說：“那你在抱怨個什麼勁呀?你現在已經拿了呀，不是嗎?”