關於小學三年級英語小笑話

　　冷笑話作為一種新興的語言現象，越來越受到大家的關注，尤其在網路、雜誌、微博、電影上十分盛行。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎欣賞!

　　篇1

　　A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. “You can have nodoubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, “that if the Dean does not take back what he said tome this morning, I’ll leave Oxford this very evening!”

　　一群學生聚在牛津的校園裡，一個年輕人情緒激動地叫道：“毋庸置疑，如果那個傢伙不收回他今早　　對我說的話，我今晚就離開牛津。”

　　A buzzing noise followed. “What a man of actions!” one said in admiration. “How should wesupport him and learn from him!” said another.

　　下面一片喧譁。“真是個言出必行的人。”一個人豔羨地說。另一個說：“我們要支援他、學習他。”

　　Suddenly, a girl asked, “What did the Dean say to you, Hob?”

　　突然，一個女孩問道：“那傢伙對你說什麼了，霍波?”

　　He bent and whispered to her, “Well,er???er???Miss Rose, er???he told me to get clean awayfrom Oxford this very evening!”

　　他彎下腰小聲說：“哦，呃…呃…，羅斯小姐，呃…他說要我今晚從牛津滾出去。”

　　篇2

　　如果我是一個經理

　　One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am aManager.

　　一天課上，老師要同學們以“如果我是一個經理”為題寫一篇作文。

　　All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

　　所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什麼不寫。

　　“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.

　　“我在等我的祕書”。那孩子答道。

　　篇3

　　Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor’s consulting-room. “Doctor,” he said, “you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago.” “Good heavens, man!” said thedoctor. “Why have you waited so long? Why don’t you come to me on the day you swallowedit?” “To tell you the truth, Doctor,” the poor man replied, “I didn’t need the money so badlythen.”

　　一個看起來很難受的窮人走進大夫的診室。“大夫!” 他說，“幫幫我!一個月前我吞了一分硬幣!” “天哪，” 大夫說，“ 早幹嘛去了?你當時怎麼不來看?” “實話告訴您吧，大夫，”窮人說，“我當時還不缺錢!”