五年級英語小笑話短文

　　笑話是內容豐富並具有出乎意料結尾的幽默口頭故事。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎欣賞!

　　篇1

　　A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell onthe same day.

　　一對夫婦結婚已經25年了，正在一起慶祝他們的結婚紀念日和60歲生日。

　　During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a lovingcouple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

　　正慶祝時，一位仙女從天而降說25年來他們一直相親相愛，她將實現他們每個人一個願望。

　　The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had thetickets in her hand.

　　妻子說想環遊世界。仙女握住了她的手，只聽轟的一聲。妻子手中出現了各種入場券和票。

　　Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like tohave a woman 30 years younger than me."

　　接著就該丈夫許願了。他頓了一下，然後不好意思地說：“嗯，我想要一個比我年輕30歲的妻子。”

　　The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

　　仙女拿起魔杖，只聽轟的一聲!丈夫變成90歲的老翁了。

　　篇2

　　I stopped at a fast food restaurant recently. I wasfascinated by a sign which offered Fat Free FrenchFries. I decided to give them a try. I was dismayedwhen the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryerwhich were dripping with fat. He filled a bag withthese fries and put them in my order. "Just aminute!" I said. 'Those aren't fat free." "Yes, theyare. We only charge for the potatoes.... The fat isfree!"

　　有一次我走進一家快餐店，被一個標誌牌吸引了，上面寫著“無油薯條”。我打算嚐嚐，但是看到服務員從鍋裡撈出的一籃薯條沾滿了油，真是嚇了我一大跳。他給我裝了一袋，賬單上顯示出價錢。“等會兒，”我說，“這不是無油的?”“是的，我們只對薯條收費，油是免費的!”