四年級英語小笑話閱讀

　　笑話是現代社會發展最快的一種口頭文學體裁,它體現了某一民族行為中最深刻的和潛意識中的觀點。小編精心收集了四年級英語小笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　四年級英語小笑話篇1

　　Make your fortune

　　計劃你的將來

　　"How did you make your fortune?"

　　“你是怎麼計劃你的將來的?”

　　"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."

　　“我變成一個富人的合夥人，他有錢，我有經驗。”

　　"How did that help?"

　　“那有什麼用?”

　　"Now he has the experience and I the money."

　　現在他有經驗了，我有錢。”

　　四年級英語小笑話篇2

　　A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

　　一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖動的小老頭。

　　"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says.

　　“我無意中發現，你是多麼幸福，”那女士說。

　　"What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

　　“你幸福而長壽的祕密是什麼?”

　　"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."

　　“我每天抽三包煙，每週喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且從來不曾鍛鍊。”

　　"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman.

　　“哦，真神奇，”女士說。

　　"How old are you?"

　　“你高壽?”

　　"Twenty-six."

　　“二十六。”

　　四年級英語小笑話篇3

　　Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says "I want the men to make twolines.One line for the men that dominated their women on earthand the other line for the menthat were whipped by their women.Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

　　世上的每一個人都上了天堂 神說 :" 要男人分成兩隊 , 一是在世上控制女人的男人 ,另一是被女人鞭打的男人 .另外女子自成一隊 , 跟著聖彼德去 ."

　　Said and done, and there are two lines. The line of the menthat were whipped was 100 mileslong,and the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man.

　　隊伍列好後 , 一是被女人鞭打的 ,有 100 英里長 , 一是在世上控制女人的 ,僅有一人 .

　　God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.I created you in my imageand you were all whipped by your mates.Look at the only one of my sons that stood up andmade me proud.Learn from him! Tell them, my son,how did you manage to be the only one onthat line?"The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

　　神生氣的說 :" 你們男人應該感到羞恥 ,我按照自己的形象創造了你們 ,而你們被女子鞭打 . 看看 , 我唯一的兒子 ,站著使我驕傲 . 你們應該向他學習 .告訴他們 , 兒子 ,你如何成為唯一站在這一隊上的 ?"這男子回說 :" 我不知道 , 我太太叫我站在這的 !"