關於經典英文小笑話大全

　　笑話常常運用誇張手法，突出物件的本質特點，使人在笑聲中領悟到生活中的某些真理。小編整理了關於經典英文小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於經典英文小笑話篇一

　　Mrs.Smith lived in London. One day she received some American

　　dollars from her daughter who was working in New York. She went to

　　a jewelry shop for a pair of earrings. At the counter, the salesman checked

　　each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old woman

　　impatient. At last she couldn't wait anymore, uttering:

　　"Trust me, sir, and trust the American dollars. they are directly from

　　America."

　　直接從美國來的

　　史密斯太太住在倫敦。一天她收到在美國工作的大女兒寄來的錢。於是

　　她就去珠寶店想買一對耳環。在櫃檯，售貨員非常仔細地檢查著每一張美元。

　　這一來她有點兒不耐煩了。最後她忍不住了，說：“相信我，相信這些美元

　　吧。這可都是直接從美國來的呢。”

　　關於經典英文小笑話篇二

　　A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes." When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back."

　　雨傘

　　一位住在旅館的紳士把他的雨傘放在了大廳裡，不過他在傘柄上繫了

　　一張卡片，上面寫道，“此傘屬於一位能舉百磅的紳士。我將在十分鐘

　　內回來。當他回來時，發現雨傘已經不翼而飛，取而代之的是另一張卡片，

　　上面寫著：“此卡是一位一小時能跑十英里的人留下的，我將永遠不回來了。”