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　　短篇英語笑話篇1

　　Three Whistles

　　三聲口哨

　　I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. "And how much are they then?" I asked, pointing to another tray.

　　我答應過我的女朋友過生日進送她一條金項鍊。可是當珠寶商報出我們看中的那條項鍊的價格時，我低低地打了個長口哨。“那這條項鍊多少錢呢?”我指著另一個盤子裡的項鍊問。

　　"You, sir," replied the jeweler, "about three whistles."

　　“先生，對你來說，”珠寶商答道，“大約值三聲口哨。”

　　短篇英語笑話篇2

　　Too Polite

　　太有禮貌

　　A woman who frequented a small antique shop rarely purchase anything, but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and her salesclerk took the woman's grumpy complaints in stride, but one day she went too far. "Why is it I never manage to get what I ask for in your shop?" demanded the woman.

　　一名婦女經常光顧一家小古董店，但幾乎從不買什麼東西，卻總是對商品和價格吹毛求疵。對於那婦女的粗暴抱怨，經理和她的銷售員總是應付了事，但是有一天她做得太過分了。“為什麼你們店裡總是不能得到我想要的東西?”那名婦女指責說。

　　A smile on her face, the clerk calmly replied, "Perhaps it's because we're too polite."

　　職員臉上帶著微笑，沉著地回答道：“也許是因為我們太有禮貌了。”

　　短篇英語笑話篇3

　　Good Points and Bad Points

　　優缺點

　　"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."

　　“這幢房子，”房地產推銷商說，“既有優點也有缺點。為了說明我是誠實的，我將告訴你們它的缺點 - 往南面一個街區是一家化工廠，往北面一個街區是一家屠宰場。”

　　"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.

　　“那麼它的長處呢?”預備購買房子的人問道。

　　"The good thing about it," said the agent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."

　　“它的好處，”代理商說道，“就是，你總能分清風是從哪邊吹過來的。”