有關英語小笑話大全爆笑

　　冷笑話是近幾年才出現的新興語言現象，它以網路為主要的傳播方式。小編整理了有關爆笑英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　有關爆笑英語小笑話篇一

　　One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.

　　After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"

　　"Certainly"

　　"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"

　　"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."

　　"Then why you didn't take it back?"

　　"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"

　　有一天,父親讓八歲的兒子去寄一封信,兒子已經拿著信跑了,父親才想起信封上沒寫地址和收信人的名字。

　　兒子回來後,父親問他:“你把信丟進郵筒了嗎?” “當然”“你沒看見信封上沒有寫地址和收信人名字嗎?”

　　“我當然看見信封上什麼也沒寫”“那你為什麼不拿回來呢?”

　　“我還以為你不寫地址和收信人,是為了不想讓我知道你把信寄給誰呢!”

　　有關爆笑英語小笑話篇二

　　Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"

　　John: "What do you think it is, sir?"

　　Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"

　　John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"‘

　　老師：“John，動詞ring的過去分詞是什麼?”。

　　約翰：“你想它是什麼呢”?

　　老師：“我不用想，我知道!”。

　　約翰：“我想我不知道”。

　　有關爆笑英語小笑話篇三

　　an old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'

　　'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.'

　　The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.'

　　'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.'

　　'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.'

　　一位耳聾並且總是嫌東西太貴的老太太走進一家商店。 她問店員：“這東西要多少錢?”

　　“七美元，太太，這是很便宜的。”

　　老太太說：“太貴了，十四美元差不多。”

　　店員忙說：“我沒說十七美元，是七美元。”

　　“還是太貴，”老太太說：“五美元，我就買啦。”