英語笑話帶翻譯短
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短篇英語笑話帶翻譯篇1
Reason of the Punishment
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school Iwas punished for something that I didn't do.”
The mother exclaimed, “But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher aboutthis! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?” The little girl replied, “My homework.”
【中文譯文】
被懲罰的原因
一天，小女孩從學校回到家裡，對媽媽說：媽媽，今天在學校裡我因為一件我沒有做的事情而受到懲罰。 媽媽激動地說：那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對了，你沒有做過的那件事是什麼? 小女孩回答說：我的家庭作業。
短篇英語笑話帶翻譯篇2
Go Barefoot
In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was asked out by alife-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night ofthe date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat. I arranged with my brother toanswer the door, compare his height with my date's and run upstairs to let me know whichshoes to wear.
When doorbell rang I waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want tohear: Go barefoot.
【中文譯文】
光著腳約會
中學的時候，我對自己的高度非常敏感。一次，一位救生員約我出去。事實上，我從未和他並肩站過，因而不知道他到底有多高。因此約會那晚，我拿出兩雙鞋，一雙高跟，一雙平跟。我安排哥哥去開門，讓他和救生員比比高度，再上樓告訴我應穿哪雙鞋。 門鈴響了，我在樓上等著。哥哥跑上樓告訴了我一個不幸的訊息：你可以光著腳去約會。
短篇英語笑話帶翻譯篇3
Impudent Questions
A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to agroup of little East-Siders. The little girl, as she drank her tea and ate her plum-cake on a velvetlawn under a white-blooming cherry tree, said to her hostess,“Does your husband drink?”
“Why-er-no, not to excess,” was the astonished reply.
“How much does he make?”
“He doesn't work,” said the lady. “He is a capitalist.”
“You keep out of debt, I hope?”
“Of course, child. What on earth do you mean by all these impudent questions?”
“Impudent?” said the little girl. “Why, Ma'am, Mother told me to be sure and behave like a lady,and when ladies call at our rooms they always question Mother like that.”
【中文譯文】
像夫人們一樣的言行舉止
一個住在城東貧民區的小女孩獲得邀請，參加一位貴婦人為城東貧民區的孩子們舉行的花園晚會。 在一棵開滿了白色小花兒的櫻桃樹下，小女孩坐在柔軟的草地上，一邊品嚐著她的茶和梅子蛋糕，一邊對貴婦人說：你的丈夫酗酒嗎? 呃，呃，不，他喝得不多。夫人一臉驚詫。 他掙多少錢? 他不工作，夫人回答說，他是個資本家。 我希望你們沒有負債吧? 當然沒有，孩子。你問這麼些無禮的問題到底是想說什麼呢? 無禮?小女孩說，怎麼會呢，夫人?媽媽要我的舉止一定要象夫人們一樣，當她們到我們家做客的時候，她們總是那樣問我媽媽的。