關於英語笑話帶翻譯短一些

　　前蘇聯著名作家高爾基說過,“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。小編整理了短一些英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　短一些英語笑話帶翻譯篇一

　　Faithful Cat

　　忠實的貓

　　Once upon a time ,a woman had a faithful cat.

　　從前有 個婦人有一隻忠實的貓。

　　And one day,a guy ran over the cat with his horse drawn carriage.

　　有一天，有個人用他的馬車將貓輾死。

　　So,the man went to the old woman and said,

　　因此，這個人就去找這位老婦人說：

　　"I am terribly sorry about your cat.I'd like to replace him."

　　“我對你的貓感到非常抱歉，我願意代替它。”

　　"That's so nice of you!" said the old woman,deeply touched.

　　這位老婦人深深地感動說：“你真好心呀!”

　　"So how good are you at catching mice?"

　　“你抓老鼠的功夫很棒嗎?”

　　短一些英語笑話帶翻譯篇二

　　Flowers

　　花

　　A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for theoccasion.

　　有一家公司開幕，老闆的其中一位朋友為了這件太事要送他花。

　　They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,

　　他們到達了新的公司地點，老闆讀了卡片的 內容：

　　"Rest in Place."

　　“安息吧”。

　　The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

　　老闆非常生氣就打電話給花店抱怨。

　　After he had told the florist of the obvious mitake

　　就在他告訴花店這項明顯的錯誤，

　　and how angry he was ,

　　以及他有多麼生氣之後，

　　the florist replied,

　　花廟卻回答說：

　　"Sir,I am really sorry for the mistake,

　　“先生，我真的對於這項錯誤感到十分抱歉，

　　but rather than getting angry,

　　但是與其生氣，

　　you should imagine this :

　　你還不如應當想象

　　somewhere there is a funeral taking place today,

　　以下這個情況：今天有一個地方在舉行葬禮，

　　and they have flowers with a note saying,

　　他們收到了花，還附上一張紙條說：

　　‘Congratulations on your new location' "

　　‘恭喜新居落成!”’

　　短一些英語笑話帶翻譯篇三

　　Insomnia

　　失眠

　　A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.

　　有一個男的去看醫生，訴說著失眠的苦惱。

　　The doctor gave him a thorough examination,

　　醫生給他做了一次完整的檢查，

　　found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him,

　　完全找不到他身體有任何毛病，

　　and then told him,

　　然後告訴他;

　　"Listen,if you ever expect to cure your insomnia,you just have to stop taking your troubles tobed with you."

　　“你聽好，如果你希望治療好你的失眠，你就必須停止把你的煩惱跟著你帶上床。”

　　"I know" said the man, "but I can't.My wife refuses to sleep alone."

　　這個男的說：“我知道呀，但是我沒辦法呀，我老婆不肯一個人睡嘛!”