英語冷笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　愉悅大都難以持久，就好像笑話一樣，笑一笑就過去了。小編精心收集了英語冷笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學習!

　　英語冷笑話帶翻譯：Excuse for Speeding

　　Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.

　　"Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.

　　Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!

　　超速的理由

　　哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。

　　“你們為什麼開那麼快?”警官喊道。

　　我們的剎車不好，因此我們想在發生事故前趕緊到達目的地。

　　英語冷笑話帶翻譯：The Climate of New Zealand

　　Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

　　Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

　　Teacher: Wrong.

　　Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

　　紐西蘭的氣候

　　老師：馬修，紐西蘭的氣候怎麼樣?

　　馬修：先生，那裡的天氣很冷。

　　老師：錯了。

　　馬修：可是，先生!從那兒運來的豬肉都凍得硬邦邦的。

　　英語冷笑話帶翻譯：Real Play

　　When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I requiredmy students to attend the university theater's current production and write a critique.

　　After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student wrote: The play was so real, Ithought I was actually sitting on my couch at home, watching it on television.

　　逼真的戲劇

　　我在北達科他州立大學教戲劇入門課時，要求學生們去看學校劇團當時的演出，並寫一篇評論。看了一場極為精彩的演出後，

　　一名學生寫道：“這部戲劇是如此逼真，以致於我認為我自己是坐在家裡的沙發上，從電視上看到的。”