初一英語小笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　人們在日常生活中經常聽到，讀到或自己講述笑話，笑話產生幽默效果而使人發笑。小編精心收集了初一英語小笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學習!

　　初一英語小笑話帶翻譯篇1

　　I'm not having it all cut off

　　沒把頭髮全剪掉啊

　　Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this wasagainst the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Miles was atthe barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut andsat just beside him.

　　麥爾斯有時在上班時間去理髮館理髮，但這是違反辦公室規定的：職員只能利用自己的時間理髮。一天，正當麥爾斯理髮時，經理碰巧也進來理髮，而且就坐在他旁邊。

　　"Hello, Miles," the manager said. "I see that you are having your hair cut in office time."

　　"你好，麥爾斯，"經理說。"我看到你在上班時間理髮了。"

　　"Yes, sir, I am," admitted Miles calmly. "You see, sir, it grows in office time."

　　"是的，先生。正是這樣。"麥爾斯平靜地承認了。"可先生，你看，頭髮是在上班時間長的。"

　　"Not all of it," said the manager at once. "Some of it grows in your own time."

　　"不全都是吧，"經理立刻說，"有一些是在你自己的時間裡長的。"

　　"Yes, sir, that's quite true." Answered Miles politely, "but I'm not having it all cut off."

　　"對呀，先生，你說得很對。"麥爾斯禮貌地回答說，"但我並沒有把頭髮全都剪掉啊。"

　　初一英語小笑話帶翻譯篇2

　　Why Is He Howling.

　　他為什麼喊

　　Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.

　　牙醫：請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。

　　Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!

　　病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!

　　初一英語小笑話帶翻譯篇3

　　"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in oneof my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say,'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate studentsjust write it down."

　　“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區別開來，”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學給我們研究生上工程學課的老師如此說。“我說‘下午好’，本科生們回答說‘下午好’。研究生們則把我說的話記在筆記本上。”