短的英語笑話閱讀大全

　　作為人類所特有的天賦，幽默笑話被認為是日常會話中一種最寶貴的語言形式。小編分享短的英語笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　短的英語笑話：Who do you think you are?

　　The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.

　　“It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”

　　“I am the driver.” he said.

　　中文翻譯：

　　你以為你是誰?

　　公共汽車上很擠，當又一個人還是試圖上車時，乘客們不讓他上。

　　“車上太擠了，”他們喊道，“你以為你是誰?”

　　“我是司機!”他說。

　　短的英語笑話：For the Dog

　　The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.

　　"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"

　　"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"

　　喂狗

　　一家人在飯館裡吃過晚飯，父親把服務生叫了過來。

　　”先生，什麼事?“服務生問。

　　”我兒子的盤子裡剩下許多肉，“父親說，”能給我們一個袋子嗎?我把剩下的東西帶回去喂狗。“

　　”啊呀，爸爸!“兒子激動地叫喊著。”咱家養狗了嗎?“

　　短的英語笑話：選擇了鉛筆

　　during the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the u.s. national aeronautics and space administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. after considerable research and development, the astronaut pen was developed at a cost of approximately $1million u.s.

　　the pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on earth.

　　the soviet union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

　　在二十世紀六十年代，美國和蘇聯正處於太空競賽的白熱化階段，美國航空航天局決定研製一種圓珠筆，以便在太空艙重力為零的環境下仍然可以書寫。經過大量的研發工作，花費了大約一百萬美元的成本，太空筆終於研製出來了。那支筆果然可以在太空書寫，在回到地球后，作為一樣新奇的小玩意兒也確實吸引了一些目光。

　　而面臨著同樣難題的蘇聯，則選擇了一支鉛筆。

　　短的英語笑話：午餐

　　the science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "now i'll show you this frog in my pocket." he then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. he looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said,

　　"that's funny. i distinctly remember eating my lunch."

　　老師正在給學生上生物課：“現在，我將要給你們看我袋子裡的這隻青蛙。”接著，他把手伸進口袋，卻拿出了一份雞肉三文治。老師滿臉困惑地看了一眼，沉思了一會兒，說道：“真奇怪。我明明記得我已經把午飯吃掉了。”