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　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。在俄羅斯文化中,笑話一直都具有無法替代的特殊意義。小編精心收集了好笑的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　好笑的英語笑話：You Let Me Search Quite

　　Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. One day, he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck.

　　After a time, he suddenly thought of his son, he asked people: "Have you seen my child?"

　　One of his villagers laughed and said: "Don't you know he is on your neck?"

　　Hearing this, the man took down his son from his neck, he was so angry that he hit the son on the face, then shouted: "I have told you not to go here and there. Where did you go just now?"

　　好笑的英語笑話：Ways end Means

　　A man handed a pair of slacks to the department-store clerk. "I'd like these altered, please," he said. The clerk asked for the sales receipt, but after searching his pockets, the man replied he had lost it. The clerk informed him that it was store policy to do free alterations without a receipt.

　　"Okay, then, " the man said, "I'd I like to return the slacks. clerk processed the return and gave him cash equaling the cost of the slacks.

　　The man pushed the money back across the counter. "Now I want to buy the slacks, " he said. The clerk rang up the sale, bagged the slacks and handed them to him with a receipt.

　　Triumphantly, he put the slacks and the receipt on the counter. "I'd like to have these altered, please."

　　花招

　　一位男子把一條寬鬆褲遞給百貨商店職員。“我想換一條。”他說。店員向他要售貨收據。這位男子翻遍了他的口袋，最後只得說收據丟了。店員告訴他說沒有收據不準隨意更換，這是商店的規章。

　　“那好吧，”這位男子說，“我要把這條褲子退掉。”店員按程式辦理了退貨手續並把等於褲子價格的現金給了他。

　　這位男子把錢從櫃檯上推回去。“現在我還要這條褲子，”他說。店員用收銀機收下了錢，把那條褲子裝進包裡，並把它們連同收據遞給了他。

　　這男子終於以勝利者的姿態把褲子和收據放在櫃檯上，說：“我要把這條褲子換了。”

　　好笑的英語笑話：She Is Left-handed

　　A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night. "Honey," the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?"

　　"I suppose so-it's paid for."

　　"How about our car?" continued the woman. "Would the two of you keep that?"

　　"I suppose so-it's paid for.

　　"What about golf clubs? Would you let her use them too?"

　　"Heck, no," the husband blurted out. "She's left-handed.

　　她是左撇子

　　一對已婚夫婦都熱心於打高爾夫球。一天夜裡，他們在談論將來。“親愛的，”妻子說，“如果我死了，而你再婚，你們兩個會住在這個房子裡嗎?”

　　“我想是的----這是理所當然的。”

　　“那我們的汽車呢?”婦人繼續問道，“你們兩個會留著這輛車嗎?”

　　“我想是的----這是理所當然的。”

　　“那我們的球棒呢?你也會讓她用嗎?”

　　“見鬼，不，”丈夫脫口而出，“她是左撇子。”

　　好笑的英語笑話：Pears and Plume

　　I bought some pears at my local supermarket. At the checkout counter the cashier commented, "Oh, dear, I've charged you for plums instead of pears."

　　"What's the difference?" I asked.

　　"Well," she said, "plums are smaller and round."

　　好笑的英語笑話：

　　子與李子

　　我在市超級市場買了些梨子。在付款臺，出納員說：“噢，天哪，你這是梨子，我按李子收錢了。”

　　“有什麼區別嗎?”我問，

　　“哦，”她說，“李子小一點兒但很圓。”