關於短短的英語笑話閱讀

　　民間笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事型別,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。但是它卻一直被學界視為不登大雅之堂的小眾,研究工作相對薄弱。本文是關於短短的英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於短短的英語笑話：The Slow Racehorse

　　The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race.

　　He turned on the jockey.

　　"Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?"

　　"Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."

　　關於短短的英語笑話：The Mink Coat

　　A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm.

　　"Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the

　　shop goes in the back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat.

　　As the lady tries it on, the furrier sidles up to the guy and discreetly

　　whispers,

　　"Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for

　　$65,000."

　　"No problem! I'll write you a check!"

　　"Very good, sir." says the shop owner.

　　"Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared."

　　So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner isoutraged: "How dare you

　　show your face in here?! There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!!"

　　"I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"

　　關於短短的英語笑話：Goodbye To Mother

　　A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc.

　　The taxi arrives, and as the couple got out, the cat shoots back in. They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.

　　The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

　　A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab -"Sorry I took so long" he says, "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

　　關於短短的英語笑話：Got a headache

　　It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife.

　　"That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your tits," he said. "Why don't you take your blouse off and we'll see what he does?"

　　At first she declined. But finally persuaded by her husband, she took off her blouse and bra.

　　The gorilla went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up and down.

　　"Hey," the husband said, "let's really blow his mind. Take off all your clothes and we'll see what he does."

　　Again she said no and again he persuaded her.

　　This time the ape really went bananas! He climbed up and down the bars, did flips, ran around in circles and tossed his food all over the cage.

　　The husband went over to the cage, opened the door and pushed his wife in. "Now," said the husband with an evil smile, "tell HIM you have a headache!"