小學的最短的英語笑話閱讀

　　笑話是人們生活中不可或缺的組成部分,與社會密切相關。小編精心收集了小學的最短的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　小學的最短的英語笑話篇1

　　While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.

　　旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。

　　"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."

　　“沒關係”，他說，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順”。

　　Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

　　媽媽沉思片刻後回答說，“我寧願給你買一件禮物”。

　　小學的最短的英語笑話篇2

　　"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."

　　"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."

　　學生：“教授先生，我這次考試已經竭盡全力了。我真的覺得我不應該得零蛋。”

　　老師：“我也是。但是這已經是我能給的最低分了!”

　　小學的最短的英語笑話篇3

　　Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?

　　Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.

　　母親問她年幼的兒子：寶貝，今天老師教了你些什麼?

　　兒子驕傲地說：什麼都沒教，媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等於幾，我告訴她等於三。

　　小學的最短的英語笑話篇4

　　Professor: When is your birthday?

　　Kid: May 30.

　　Professor: Which year?

　　Kid: Every year.

　　教授：你的生日是什麼時候?

　　孩子：5月30日。

　　教授：哪一年?

　　孩子：每年都是。

　　小學的最短的英語笑話篇5

　　Half or Five Tenths?

　　Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?

　　Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.

　　Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.

　　Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

　　半個還是十分之五

　　老師：你願意要半個柑橘，還是十分之五個柑橘?

　　傑拉得：我寧可要半個。

　　老師：仔細想想，說出理由來。

　　傑拉得：因為你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就損失太多了。