關於幽默英語故事帶翻譯

　　在小學英語教學的過程中,故事教學十分重要。對於小學英語的故事教學,教學手法也不盡相同。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　：The Bathing Boy

　　洗澡的男孩

　　One day, Tom is bathing in a river.

　　有一天，湯姆在河裡洗澡。

　　He doesn’t swim well and will be drowned. He calls out loud for help.

　　他不太會游泳。眼看就要被淹死，他大聲呼喊救命。

　　A man is just passing by. He doesn’t help the boy, but stands by and says to him. “Howimprudent you are! It is dangerous to bath in the river.”

　　有個人正好從旁邊經過，他沒有幫助小男孩，卻是站在旁邊對小孩子說道：“你怎麼這麼草率!在河裡洗澡很危險。”

　　“Oh, yes sir,” cries the boy, “ Please help me out and scold me afterward.”

　　小男孩喊叫：“ 請你還是先把我救起來後再責備我吧。”

　　Counsel without help is useless.

　　只有忠告而不給予幫助是無濟於事的。

　　：It’s Good to Walk

　　散步有益

　　A group of penguins at a zoo in Japan take a walk to lose weight.

　　在日本的一個動物園裡一群企鵝在散步減肥。

　　Every day, 15 king penguins there walk 500 meters twice.

　　那裡的15只金企鵝媒體散步兩次，每次500米。

　　“Just like human, penguins don’t exercise much during winter. They become fat easily,” says a zookeeper.

　　動物園工作人員說：“和人類一樣，企鵝冬天不怎麼運動，容易發胖。”

　　：Adding Feet to a Snake

　　畫蛇添足

　　One day, Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animals come and drink a lot of wine. At last there is apot of wine. Who can drink it? They think out an idea and decide to have a match-Draw a snake. If you finish first, you can get it.

　　一天，獅子先生舉行一場聚會，許多動物都來了，他們喝很多酒。最後只剩一壺酒了。讓誰喝呢?它們想了想，有個主意。它們比賽畫蛇，誰最快畫好，誰就喝這壺酒。

　　Soon Mr. Wolf finishes drawing. “Yeah, I’ve finished. I’m No.1,” he says. But he draws again and says, “Oh, let me add feet and my snake.” At the time, Mr. Gorilla also finishes. He takes away the pot of wine and drinks;then he says, “That isn’t a snake. Snakes have no feet. I get the wine.”

　　不一會，狼先生畫好了。“哈，我畫好了，我是第一個。”它說。可是它又畫了起來，它還說：“再給它加幾隻腳吧。”這是猩猩先生也畫好了。它拿起那酒壺喝起來。一邊喝一邊說：“那不是蛇，蛇是沒有腳的，我贏了這壺酒。”

　　：Drunk

　　醉酒

　　One day, a father and his little son were going home.

　　一天，父親與小兒子一塊兒回家。

　　At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.

　　這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。

　　Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?"

　　他向父親發問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什麼意思?”

　　"Well, my son," his father replied, "Look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

　　“唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。”

　　"But, dad," the boy said, "There's only one policeman!"

　　“可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀!”

　　：A Silly Man

　　一個愚蠢的人

　　Fred was going to school. When he passed a park, he saw a man sawing a big branch from a tree.

　　弗雷德走在上學的路上。路過一個公園時，他看見一個人在鋸一棵大樹的樹枝。

　　“Hi, it is dangerous.” Fred shouted. “After you cut off the branch, you will fall, too.” But the man didn’t believe him, and said angrily, “Go away, you little thing. It’s none of yourbusiness.”

　　“嗨，你這麼做很危險的。”弗雷德喊道：“你鋸了那樹枝後，你會摔下來的。”而那個人不相信他，憤怒地說：“快走開，小東西，沒有你的事。”

　　Fred could do nothing, so he left. He didn’t go far before he heard something crashed. Herushed back and found the man lying on the ground.

　　費雷德沒趣地離開了。他沒有走多遠就聽見一聲響，他急忙跑回去，發現那個人躺在地上。

　　Fred asked some men for help. They carried the man to the hospital.

　　弗雷德找了人幫忙。他們把這個男人送到了醫院。