少兒簡單英語的小笑話

　　笑話往往出人意料，給人突然之間笑神來了的奇妙感覺的特點，下面小編今天就給大家分享一下英語的笑話給大家看看，希望你可以開心每一天

　　The New Teacher 新老師

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

　　"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

　　9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。

　　“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?” 媽媽問。

　　“媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。”

　　Big hands 大手

　　Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

　　Student: Big hands.

　　老師：如果我左手上有7個桔子，右手上有8個桔子。那麼我有什麼?

　　學生：大手。

　　Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇與毒蕈

　　Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool***毒菌*** ?

　　Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

　　年少的童子軍：我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區別開呢?

　　年長的童子軍：上床前吃一個。如果你第二天早上醒來，那就是蘑菇