少兒英語的小笑話欣賞

　　學習英語枯燥?小編今天就給大家帶來了英語的笑話，有時間可以看看哦，希望你能開開心心

　　英語笑話一

　　who was the first man

　　誰是個男人

　　a teacher said to her class：

　　有個老師問班上的學生：

　　“who was the first man?”

　　“誰是個男人?”

　　“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly.

　　“喬治·華盛頓，”一個小男孩當即叫道。

　　“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.

　　“你怎麼知道喬治·華盛頓是個男人呢?”老師問道，寬容地微笑著。

　　“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”

　　小男孩說：“因為他是戰時，和時，國人心中。”

　　but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

　　英語笑話二

　　A Good Boy

　　a young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. he threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

　　finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "can i help you?" the man said, "sure. i've come to install the phone."

　　一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室裡，看到有一個人在外面，於是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個大數字，好像在談一筆大買賣。

　　到了最後，他終於掛了電話，問來訪的人，“有事兒嘛?”那個人回答，“我是來給你安裝電話的。”

　　英語笑話三

　　goldfish 金魚

　　stan: i won 92 goldfish.

　　斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。

　　fred: where are you going to keep them?

　　弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們?

　　stan: in the bathroom.

　　斯丹：浴室。

　　fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?