初二英語幽默小笑話帶翻譯

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　初二英語幽默小笑話1：

　　Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

　　Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

　　Stan: In the bathroom 。

　　Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

　　Stan: Blindfold***矇眼睛*** them!

　　斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。

　　弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們?

　　斯丹：浴室。

　　弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦?

　　斯丹：矇住它們的眼睛!

　　初二英語幽默小笑話2：

　　Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson: "But I want you to." Wife: "But why?" Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

　　老農約翰遜就要死了。他的家人都站在床邊。他聲音低沉地對妻子說：“我死後，我想你嫁給農夫瓊斯。” 妻子說：“不，在你死後，我不能嫁給任何人。” 約翰遜：“但我希望你這麼做。” 妻子：“為什麼?” 約翰遜：“因為瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我。”

　　初二英語幽默小笑話3：

　　Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

　　Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

　　Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

　　Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

　　精神病醫師：你哪裡不舒服?

　　病人：我認為我是一隻雞。

　　精神病醫師：這種情況從什麼時候開始的?

　　病人：從我還是一隻蛋的時候開始。

　　初二英語幽默小笑話4：

　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

　　當空中小姐給乘客們發口香糖的時候，她解釋說口香糖有助於他們防止耳鳴。飛機著陸後，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：“ 我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎麼才能把口香糖從耳朵裡面取出來呢?”

　　初二英語幽默小笑話5：

　　An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."

　　一個英國人在鄉下開車時迷了路，他看見一個農民正在附近的地裡幹活。於是他就把車開過去問那位農民：“勞駕，您能告訴我我現在這是在哪兒嗎?” “可以。”農夫奇怪地看他，然後說道：“你現在在你的車子裡，先生。”