搞笑英語故事帶翻譯精選

　　故事對人們來說,有著天然的吸引力。人們創作故事時,就期待著讀者能夠與之產生共鳴,得到愉悅的體驗、得到情緒的釋放。小編整理了搞笑英語故事帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　搞笑英語故事帶翻譯：Sun the Ice

　　Once a simpleton's wife told him to buy some ice.

　　Two hours later, he didn't come back. She wanted to know why he didn't come back and went out to have a look. She saw he was standing in the sun at the gate and watching the ice melting.

　　"What's the matter?" She asked him. "Why don't you bring it in?"

　　"I saw the ice was wet and I was afraid that you would scold me so I'm running it dry." The simpleton answered.

　　晒冰

　　從前有一個笨人的妻子讓她的丈夫買幾塊冰。

　　兩個小時後，他還沒回來。

　　她想知道他為什麼沒回來，就出去看了看，發現她的丈夫在門口站著，在太陽下晒冰，看著冰融化。

　　她問他："怎麼啦?你為什麼不把它拿進來?"

　　"我看見冰是溼的，恐怕你會訓斥我，因此，我正在把它晒乾。"笨人回答道。

　　搞笑英語故事帶翻譯：Naughty Brother

　　Donny is my little brother. He is a naughty boy.

　　On Sunday morning Donny went into the yard and played with a dog. Sometimes a bird would come down to stay on the top's of the dog's house. Then Donny threw a stone at it. Suddenly the little boy began crying. Mother ran to Donny and asked him what was wrong. He said, "I've broken sister's plate. She has beaten me." "Why?" "I threw it at a bird, and it went straight to the plate."

　　Such was my naught brother.

　　頑皮的弟弟

　　東尼是我的小弟弟，他是個調皮的孩子。

　　星期天早晨，東尼跑到院子裡跟小狗玩。恰巧，一直小鳥落在狗舍上，東尼就用石頭砸它。突然，這個小男孩哭了起來。媽媽跑過去問出了什麼事。他哭著說："我姐姐盤子摔碎了，她打了我!""為什麼?""我拿石頭砸一直小年，但是卻打碎了姐姐的盤子。"

　　哎，這是我淘氣的弟弟。

　　搞笑英語故事帶翻譯：Who Pours Ink on My Chair?

　　Donny is a seven year old boy. He goes to school every day. The school is near his home. So he goes there on foot and comes back home on time. But today, he is late. His mother asks him, "Why do you go to the headmaster's office?"

　　"Because the teacher asks us a question in class and nobody can answer it, but I can." "It's good to answer the teacher's question." "But the question is 'Who pours ink on my chair?'"

　　誰把墨水倒在我椅子了?

　　唐尼是個7歲孩子，每天他都上學。學校在他的家附近。

　　因為，他不行去上學並按時回家。但是今天他回來遲了。

　　他的母親問他："你為什麼去校長的辦公室?"

　　"因為老師在上課時老師問我們一個問題，沒有人能回答他，而我能。"

　　"回答老師的問題是好事。"

　　"但那個問題 '誰把墨水倒在我的椅子上了?'"