有關狗的英語笑話帶翻譯

　　從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　1

　　A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog.She asks the shopkeeper,“Does your dog bite?”

　　The shopkeeper says,“No,my dog does not bit.”

　　The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.

　　“Ouch!” She says,“I thought you said your dog does not bite!”

　　The shopkeeper replies,“That is not my dog!”

　　一個婦人走進一家寵物店,看見一隻很可愛的小狗.她問店主：“你的狗咬人嗎?”

　　店主說：“不,我的狗不咬人.”

　　於是這個婦人試著撫摸小狗,可是小狗卻咬了她.

　　“哎喲!”婦人說,“我想你剛才還說你的狗不咬人.”

　　店主人回答說：“那不是我的狗.”

　　2

　　A dog owner claimed that his pet,when given money,would go to the news stall to buy a paper.His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted off,but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.

　　"How much did you give him?" asked the owner.

　　"Five dollars.

　　"Well,that explains it.When you give him five dollars,he goes to a movie."

　　一位養狗人宣稱：要是給了愛犬錢,它便會到賣報亭買份報紙來.他的朋友堅持要來個演示,並給了狗一些錢.狗一溜小跑著去了.但一個小時過去了,仍不見它帶報紙回來.

　　“你給了它多少錢?”狗的主人問.

　　“五元.”

　　“這就是了.你給它五元錢時,它就去看電影.”

　　3

　　The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.

　　"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"

　　"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"

　　一家人在飯館裡吃過晚飯，父親把服務生叫了過來。

　　”先生，什麼事?“服務生問。

　　”我兒子的盤子裡剩下許多肉，“父親說，”能給我們一個袋子嗎?我把剩下的東西帶回去喂狗。“

　　”啊呀，爸爸!“兒子激動地叫喊著。”咱家養狗了嗎?“

　　4

　　A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.

　　He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

　　"I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

　　"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

　　某人去朋友家拜訪，發現朋友竟然在跟自家的狗下象棋，大為錯愕。

　　他旁觀了一會兒，當時就震驚了。

　　“我簡直不敢相信!”他大叫，“我從沒見過那麼聰明的狗!”

　　“哪裡聰明瞭，”朋友回答，“五局中我贏了三局呢!”

　　以上就是小編為大家帶來的，希望大家喜歡!