有關於爆笑的英語笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話是幽默的一種形式,玩笑的目的就是逗樂、引人笑。幽默當然不只是笑話,幽默有許多其他的表達形式,如插科打諢的滑稽、相聲、小品表演、諷刺漫畫、諷刺小品文、酒吧或電視表演的脫口秀、批評社會現象的說唱等。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　：A little boy's age 一個小男孩的年齡

　　One day a minister went to visit a home in his new parish.

　　A little boy was playing in the living room. Before his mother came downstairs to greet the visitor, the minister cordially***誠摯地*** asked the boy, "How old are you, my little man?"

　　"I am five at home, six in school, and four on the cars," replied the boy frankly.

　　有一天，一位牧師去訪問他的新教區裡的一戶人家。

　　一個小男孩正在客廳裡玩。在他母親下樓來招待客人之前，牧師很親切地問他：“小傢伙，你幾歲啦?”

　　男孩很坦率地回答說：“在家裡5歲，在學校裡6歲，在電車上是4歲。”

　　：I'll Change My Name 我會改一個名字

　　At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father wasappalled***驚駭的***, "A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace!" he wailed. "What if the neighbors find out?"

　　"I'll change my name," the comic-to-be volunteered. "

　　"Change your name!" His father screamed. "What if you're a success? How will the neighbors know it's my son?"

　　埃迪十六歲了，他決定離開家去參加一個劇團。他的爸爸氣壞了。 “讓我的兒子上舞臺演戲?真丟臉!”他大叫道，“鄰居們知道了怎麼想?”

　　“我會改一個名字。”這位未來的滑稽演員主動提出。

　　“改名字!”他爸爸喊叫著，“那如果你出了名怎麼辦?怎麼讓鄰居們知道你就是我的兒子呢?”

　　：Hours of consultation 診療時間

　　It was half pass three. The doctor just lay down to have a nap when he heard a loud knock on the door. He got up and asked the man at the door: "What is it?"

　　"I've been bitten by a dog," said the man painfully.

　　"Well, don't you know that my hours of consultation are between twelve and three?" said the doctor unpleasantly.

　　"I know," groaned the man, "but that confounded***困惑的*** dog didn't know, It bit me at twenty past three."

　　下午三點半鐘時，醫生剛剛躺下想小睡一會兒，就聽到有人大聲敲門。他起身問門口的人：“什麼事呀?”

　　門口那個人痛苦地說：“我被狗咬了。”

　　醫生很不高興地說：“哦，你不知道我診病的時間是12點到3點嗎?”

　　那個人呻吟著說：“我知道，可是那隻該死的狗不知道。它在3點20分咬了我。”

　　：A poor housekeeper 差勁的主婦

　　A woman was dissatisfied with her next-door neighbor. She told her friend that the neighbor was a poor housekeeper, her house was not clean and her children were dirty. Then she complained that one was almost disgraced by living near such a neighbor.

　　"Just look," she said, "at those clothes and those sheets and pillow cases she has hung outside all with black streaks***條痕*** up and down."

　　Her friend stepped to the window, raised it and looked out. Then he said: "It seems the clothes are very clean. The streaks that you see are on your own window."

　　有個女人對他的隔壁鄰居很不滿意，跟她的朋友說這個鄰居不是個好主婦，說她家裡不乾淨，孩子們都髒。還抱怨說和這樣的鄰居住得這麼近幾乎是很不體面的。

　　她說：“你就看看吧，她掛在外面的那些衣服以及那些床單和枕頭套，上上下下都有一些黑斑紋。”

　　她的朋友走到窗前去，推開窗子看了看外面，然後說：“那些衣服看來非常乾淨。你看到的那些斑紋都是你自己窗子上的。”