初二水平的英語笑話短文

　　幽默笑話是一種十分常見的語言現象，在日常生活中，它無處不在，起著十分重要的作用。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：脹肚的狐狸

　　A hungry Fox found in a hollow tree a quantity of bread and meat,which some shepherds had placed there against their return. Delighted with his find he slipped in through the narrow aperture and greedily devoured it all. But when he tried to get out again he found himself so swollen after his big meal that he could not squeeze through the hole, and fell to whining and groaning over his misfortune. Another Fox, happening to pass that way, came and asked him what the matter was; and, on learning the state of the case, said, "Well, my friend, I see nothing for it but for you to stay where you are till you shrink to your former size; you'll get out then easily enough."

　　中文閱讀

　　飢餓的狐狸在一棵中空的樹千中發現了一些牧羊人存留的麵包和肉。高興之餘，他立即通過那狹窄的縫隙擠進去，貪婪地大吃起來。然而，當他吃飽之後，卻發現自己的肚子脹鼓鼓的，即便費了九牛二虎之力，卻怎麼也鑽不出那個洞來，便在樹洞裡唉聲嘆氣。另一隻狐狸恰巧經過那裡，聽到他的呻吟，便過去問他原因。聽明白緣由後，那隻狐狸便說道:“我的朋友，你就老老實實待在裡邊吧，等到恢復了鑽進去之前的身材，你就能輕鬆地出來了。”

　　：情人節的夢

        One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.

　　When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?"

　　"You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile.

　　On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.

　　Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".

　　：謹遵醫囑Doctor's orders

　　Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?

　　Jack: Yes. I'm having three baths a day.

　　Brown: What for?

　　Jack: Don't know, doctor's orders. He gave me some medicine and told me to follow the directions on the bottle, which read: "One tablespoonful to be taken three times a day in water."

　　：半個還是十分之五

        Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?

　　Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.

　　Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.

　　Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

　　：聰明的兒子

        One day, the father lets eight-year-old son send a letter. The son took the letter. The father then remembered he didn't write address and addressee's name on the envelope.

　　After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter into the mail box?"

　　"Certainly."

　　"You didn't notice that the envelope does not have address and addressee's name on it?"

　　"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."

　　"Then why didn't you take it back?"

　　"I thought that you did not write address and addressee, because you wouldn't let me know to whom you send the letter!"