初中好笑的英語笑話短文

　　笑話是一種目的在於刺激人發笑的民間敘事文學。笑話內容深刻,形式簡短,表述生動。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：Tom's excuse 湯姆的藉口

　　Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

　　Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.

　　老師：湯姆，您為什麼每天上學遲到?

　　湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著：學校----慢行。

　　：I can not see it at all 我根本就看不見

　　After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

　　晚飯後，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時母親忽然想起點兒事來，便對正在看電視的兒子說道：“寶貝，去看看廚房裡的燈是不是還開著呢?” 過了一會兒，兒子回來說：“媽，廚房裡太黑了，我根本就看不見。”

　　：Lost Purse 丟失的錢包

　　A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

　　The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."

　　一個女人丟了手提包，有一個誠實的小孩撿到後交還給了她。她看了看錢包，說：“嗯，這麼有趣，我丟的時候裡面是一張20美元，現在成了20張一美元。”

　　“沒錯，夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我撿到錢包時，那位夫人沒有零錢獎賞給我。”

　　：I know who god is 我知道上帝是誰了

　　A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?

　　The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.

　　The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white?

　　The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey.

　　The son, still curious, says after a while, Is God gay or straight, mommy?

　　The mother, getting a little worried, answers, Son, God is both gay and

　　straight.

　　The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: Is God Michael Jackson?

　　兒子：媽媽，上帝是白人還是黑人?

　　媽媽：寶貝，上帝是白人也是黑人!

　　兒子：那上帝是男人還是女人?

　　媽媽：寶貝，上帝是男人也是女人!

　　兒子：哦。我知道了，上帝是邁克爾•傑克遜!