初中生簡單的英語笑話短文

　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

　　Another one said, "How do you know?"

　　The first inmate said, "God told me!"

　　Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

　　瘋人院 一天晚上，在瘋人院裡，一個病人說：“我是拿破崙!”

　　另一個說：“你怎麼知道?”

　　第一個人說：“上帝對我說的!”

　　一會兒，一個聲音從另一個房間傳來：“我沒說!

　　篇二

　　A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

　　"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out.

　　However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time "Nevermind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

　　一個醉漢打電話給警察局，報告小偷光顧了他的車。

　　“他們偷走了儀表盤、方向盤，甚至連剎車腳板都偷走了。”

　　然而在警察還沒有開始調查時，電話又一次響了起來，“沒事了”，醉漢打著嗝說，“我不小心坐到了後坐上。”

　　篇三

　　How do I get the gum out?

　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their earsfrom popping.

　　When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, I'm meeting my wiferight away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?

　　怎麼把口香糖取出來呢?

　　當空中小姐給乘客們發口香糖的時候，她解釋說口香糖有助於他們防止耳鳴。

　　飛機著陸後，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：“ 我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎麼才能把口香糖從耳朵裡面取出來呢?”