幽默搞笑英語小笑話

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　　1:

　　A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music，so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.To make the occasion even more memorable，she treated everybody to lemonade，cake，chocolates and ices.

　　一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學生多瞭解一點經典的古典音樂，就安排了一場下午的音樂會。為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水，吃蛋糕、巧克力和冰激凌。

　　Just as the party was getting back into their coach，she said to little Sally，“Have you enjoyed yourself today?”

　　在回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩利:“你今天玩得好嗎?”

　　"Oh，yes，miss”said Sally，“It was lovely.All expect the music，that is.”

　　“噢，好極了，老師，”薩利說，“除了音樂其他都好。”

　　2:

　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now，children，"said she，"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"

　　學校的老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。“現在，孩子們，”她說:“她們當中有誰讓別人高興過?”

　　"Please， a small boy，:I’ve made someone glad yesterday."

　　“我，老師，”一個小男孩說:“昨天我就使別人高興過。”

　　"Well done. Who was that”

　　“做得好。是誰呢?”

　　"My granny."

　　“我奶奶。”

　　"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

　　“好孩子。現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。”

　　"Please，teacher，I went to see her yesterday，and stayed with her three hours.Then I said to her，‘Granny, I’m going home’，and she said，‘Well，I'm glad!’”

　　“是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒待了三個小時。然後我跟她說:‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說:‘啊，我很高興!’”

　　3:

　　On her return from school，little Dolly, aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise-a little baby brother.She seemed glad，and presently said:

　　放學回到家裡，十歲的小多莉被拉過來坐在她爸爸的膝上，她被告知那天仙女們帶來了一個大大的驚奇—一個嬰兒小弟弟。她似乎很高興，馬上說:

　　"Will you give me a stamp，daddy?I want to write and tell brother Tom.

　　“爸爸，你能不能給我一張郵票?我要寫信告訴湯姆哥哥。”

　　The father was touched by this，and provided the little lass with the materials to write a letter to her brother，who was away at school.Later，curious to know how she would tell the news，he took an opportunity to read what she had written.He received something of a shock on reading the following:

　　父親被這話感動了，他為小姑娘提供了給她哥哥寫信所需的各種用具，她的哥哥住在學校裡。後來，想知道她是怎麼報告這個訊息的，他找機會讀了她寫的信。在讀到下面這兩行字時，他差點兒驚呆了:

　　“Dear Tom,

　　“親愛的湯姆:

　　It's come off today.You've lost;it's a boy.”

　　今天結果出來了，你輸了;是個男孩。”