關於天氣的英文笑話閱讀

　　與一般日常會話不同,笑話刻意地違反合作原則,引匯出會話含意,並且利用會話含意之間的衝突來達到其預定功能。小編精心收集了關於天氣的英文笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　關於天氣的英文笑話篇1

　　天氣預報 Weather Predict

　　Weather Predict A film crew was on location deep in the desert.

　　天氣預報一個電影攝製組在沙漠深處工作.

　　One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."

　　一天,一個印度老人到導演跟前告訴導演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.

　　The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrowstorm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

　　一週後,印度人又來告訴導演說,"明天有風暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.

　　"This Indian is incredible," said the director.

　　"印度人真神,"導演說.

　　He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

　　他告訴祕書僱傭該印度人來預報天氣.

　　However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

　　幾次預報都很成功.然後,接下來的兩週,印度人不見了.

　　Finally the director sent for him.

　　最後,導演派人去把他叫來了.

　　"I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. Whatwill the weather be like?"

　　"我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"

　　The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."

　　印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機壞了."

　　關於天氣的英文笑話篇2

　　Good morning! Here’s the weather report for some big cities across the world. Shenyang is sunny and warm. The high temperature will be 27.There’ll be beautiful sunshine in the day time.But the low temperature tonight will be 19. Please wear warm clothes at night when you go out … That’s the weather report for today. Thank you for listening .