有關比較好的英語笑話

　　冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Roses for My Wife

　　On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. Afterselecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman.

　　"Are these for your wife, sir?" she asked.

　　"Yes," I said.

　　"For her birthday?" she asked.

　　"No," I replied.

　　"For your anniversary?"

　　"No," I said again.

　　As I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, "I hopeshe forgives you."

　　給妻子的玫瑰

　　一天晚上回家的路上，我看到一家花店外面有一些剛剪下來的玫瑰。我挑了一打，走進店裡，一個年輕的女售貨員跟我打了個招呼。

　　“先生，這些是送給你妻子的嗎?”她問道。

　　“是的，”我說。

　　“她的生日?”她問。

　　“不是，”我回答。

　　“你們的結婚紀念日?”

　　“不是，”我又答道。

　　當我將找回的錢裝進口袋，朝門口走去時，那年輕的女人衝我喊道：“希望她能原諒你。”

　　篇2

　　Shave head

　　刮頭

　　Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. "Eight dollars," Ianswered. "And for a shave?" "Five dollars." "All right," he said, settling into the barber chair. "Shave my head."

　　前些日子，有一男的來到我的理髮店，問剪一個頭要多少錢。

　　“八美元，”我告訴他。

　　“那，刮次鬍子呢?”

　　“五美元”。

　　“那行”，那男的邊說邊坐到了理髮椅上，“來，給我刮刮頭吧”。

　　篇3

　　Speeding

　　超速

　　Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to getfrom one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by ahighway patrolman. "Don't you ever look at the speedometer?" the officer scolded. Before Iknew it, the truth spilled from my mouth. "As fast as I was going," I admitted, "I was afraid totake my eyes off the road."

　　因為旅行推銷員為了謀生需要拜訪儘量多的客戶，所以超速飛車趕場對於他們來說也不是沒有過的事情。　有一次我就因為超速度行駛被一個公路巡警攔了下來。“你有沒有看過你的時速表?”那名警官責問。當我的回答一出口，我立刻後悔了，但已經太晚了。“車開得越來越快”，我如實地說，“我的眼睛得一直盯著前面，沒敢看別的”。