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　　有關於易懂的英語笑話：Naive reasoning 天真的推理

　　A man was telling a story to his son, a four-year-old boy. The boy noticed a lock of gray hair on his father's head and asked: "Why are some of your gray, papa?"

　　"Papa will get a gray hair every time his little boy is naughty," said his father, thinking to take the advantage of this opportunity to give him a moral lesson.

　　The boy thought for a moment, and then naively said: "Oh, I see why my grandpapa has a lot of gray hair on his head. I think he must have had very naughty boys."

　　有個人給他的兒子，一個4歲的男孩講故事。小男孩注意到他父親的頭上有一縷白髮，就問道：“爸爸，你的頭髮怎麼是白的?”

　　他的父親想趁機給他上一堂教育課，就回答說：“爸爸的小男孩每頑皮一次，爸爸頭上就會長出一根白頭髮。”

　　小男孩沉思了一下，就天真地說：“哦，我知道爺爺為什麼有那麼多白頭髮了。我想他的兒子們一定也非常頑皮。”

　　有關於易懂的英語笑話：It Hurts

　　Jack's mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his two-year old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little girl's grip and said comfortingly to Jack, "There, there. She didn't mean it. She doesn't know that hurts."

　　She was barely out of the room when the little girl screamed. Rushing back in, she asked, "What happened?"

　　"She knows now," Jack replied.

　　有關於易懂的英語笑話：Dirty Magazines

　　One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her.

　　She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.

　　He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.

　　She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?"

　　Dad looked at her and said, "Well, I don't think you should spank him."

　　有關於易懂的英語笑話：School collection

　　A history joke

　　What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?

　　Speaking Latin!

　　Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?

　　Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?

　　A history joke

　　Why did Arthur have a round table?

　　So no one could corner him!

　　A history joke

　　Who invented King Arthur's round table?

　　Sir Circumference!

　　Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?

　　Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

　　有關於易懂的英語笑話：A witch joke

　　What's yellow and very poisonous?

　　Witch infested custard!

　　A witch joke

　　Why did the witch buy two tickets to the zoo?

　　One to get in and one to get out!

　　A witch joke

　　What do you call a wich made of cotton and has lots of holes in her?

　　A string hag!

　　A witch joke

　　What happened to the naughtly little witch at school?

　　She was ex-spelled!

　　A witch joke

　　What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

　　Run!

　　A witch joke

　　Where do witches keep their purses?

　　In hag bags!

　　A witch joke

　　What is the favorite subject of young witches at school?

　　Spelling!