有關於短篇的英語笑話大全

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。小編整理了有關於短篇的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　有關於短篇的英語笑話：So hospitable the boy is

　　The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

　　好客的男孩

　　由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裡沒有乳酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片乳酪回到房間，把乳酪放在客人的盤子裡。 客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裡說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裡找到的乳酪?” “在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。

　　有關於短篇的英語笑話：I'm Glad 我很高興

　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?

　　Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.

　　Well done. Who was that?

　　My granny.

　　Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.

　　Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!

　　一個主日學校的老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。現在，孩子們，她說：你們當中有誰讓別人高興過?

　　我，老師，一個小男孩說：昨天我就使別人高興過。

　　做得好，是誰呢?

　　我奶奶。

　　好孩子，現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。

　　是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然後我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說：‘啊，我很高興!’

　　有關於短篇的英語笑話：Potential And Reality

　　A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and says, "I'll demonstrate it for you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."

　　The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would." Then he goes to his sister's room and asks, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!"

　　The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two tramps."

　　有關於短篇的英語笑話：Bear jokes

　　Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?

　　A: Put him on stilts!

　　Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

　　A: A polo bear!

　　Q: Why do polo bears like bald men?

　　A: Because they have a great, white, bear place!

　　Q: What do polo bears have for lunch?

　　A: Ice burger!

　　Q: What's a teddy bears favorite pasta?

　　A: Tagliateddy!

　　Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

　　A: They both have 'the' as their middle names!

　　Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

　　A: It lives on ice!

　　Q: Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo?

　　A: Because they'd rather go to the cinema!

　　Q: What is a bear's favorite drink?

　　A: Koka-Koala!

　　Q: Why was the little bear so spoiled?

　　A: Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

　　有關於短篇的英語笑話：I can't find it

　　Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom.

　　So Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused.

　　Of course the teacher said yes, but asked Billy to be quick. Five minutes later Billy returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. "I can't find it", he admitted.

　　The teacher sat Billy down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be able to find it now.

　　Billy looked at the diagram, said "yes" and goes on his way. Well five minutes later he returned to the class room and says to the teacher "I can't find it".

　　Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who has been at the school for awhile, to help him find the bathroom.

　　So Tommy and Billy go together and five minutes later they both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Tommy "Well, did you find it?"

　　Tommy is quick with his reply: "Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards."